I’ll let you into a secret…
I really would rather not have a mince pie, if you are offering, thank you.
It’s not because I am an American and unfamiliar with the pies, Americans do have mince pies, I have a couple recipes in my Fanny Farmer cookbook. But the pies do not have the same ritualised seasonal status they do in the UK.
I like the idea of a Christmas pastry that everybody makes or buys at a certain time of the year. The process is convivial, like making a Christmas pudding together – it puts you in the mood for the season. More importantly, the little pies take on a spiritual presence that goes beyond a token acknowledgement of tradition; they become a symbolic gesture of kindness and generosity – as Eddie Grundy said in the Archers to Jill, ‘Anytime you want to pop in for a cup of tea and a mince pie you would be more than welcome.’ So let’s not scoff at our humble mince pie.
But does it have to be made with mince? The heady combination of dried and candied fruits and suet is too rich and cloying for my taste. Yes, it smacks of Christmas like no other flavour can, but then I want to say, I am very grateful for your generosity, but if I eat another mince pie I will have the screaming habdabs!
And so for all mince pie doubters and cynics out there, I offer you my alternative: the highly palatable pecan pie in the guise of a mince pie. Hurray! I’ll have three please…